My dear friends, early this year, I 'll tell you a true story , the real thing as they say.
This will perhaps inspire you for the next time an unwanted call you bother full meal , you know, this is the call that is hopelessly cool your nice steaming plate of tripe Provencal .
Hello, you 're the owner of the line ?
Yes, it's me.
You can remember your name please?
John Smith .
Mr. John Smith , I'm calling from Telecom to offer you a promotion consisting of the installation of an additional line to you , and you will receive
Excuse me to interrupt Miss, But exactly who are you ?
My name is Martine Durand , telecoms and for us to call you
Martine , excuse me , but I'd like security check your data before continuing the conversation, it does not bother you ?
No problem sir
From what line do you call me?
On my screen fits " PRIVATE NUMBER masked "
My number is 10 04 .
Well, and to which department Telecoms do you work?
Yes, it's Telemarketing Active.
Can you give me your number workstation ?
Sir, excuse me , but I do not think this information is necessary
So I regret that I must interrupt the communication , because I do not have the confidence to speak with an employee of Telecom !
But I can assure you !
Do you miss, every time I called Telecom , before starting a process , I am obliged to give my references to a legion of employees ... !
Mr. D' accord , do not be angry , my number is 34 59 12 12.
A moment while I check , do not cut Mademoiselle ...
Good two minutes elapse .
From time to time , the operator hears a message : One moment please, everyone in the house is occupied .
Five minutes elapse .
- Hello sir?
One moment please, everyone in the house are occupied it does is repeated regularly.
But hello , can you hear me , sir?
No answer, except " One moment please, everyone in the house is occupied . "
Miss , I'll send your proposal to my wife , she manages the acquisition of techniques home products , please do not cut it.
He puts the phone's microphone to a radio broadcast soft music .
After two new MINUTES waiting , wife of Mr. Dupont takes the phone.
Sorry to keep you waiting .
Can you tell me your phone number on the screen because mine it says " PRIVATE NUMBER and hidden ."
It is 04 10 madame.
Thank you , A and I the honor of speaking ?
My name is Martine , telecoms and for us to call you
Martine Durand .
At the sound of his voice it seems a little upset.
What is your employee number ?
This is the 34 59 12 12 (even more annoyed )
Thank you for the information Mademoiselle, How can I help you?
I'm calling from Telecom to offer you our promotion " Additional Line " , with which you have the right to a second line for a more than reasonable price.
Are you interested?
I will consult our monthly budget.
I will compare it with the annual budget and in a few days I will contact you .
You can take note of the day when I call you ?
TUT .,TUT .,TUT .TUT . !
Revenge is a dish best served cold...!
Text by Levaleton & Translation by google